Letter To Paris Baby, #2

If my calculations are correct (and it's possible they are not), then Aunt Flo is approximately a day and a half late. In the past, she's been fairly reliable. On the pill, I could predict her arrival to date & time, give or take a couple hours. Then, off the pill, it was shaky for a month or so, but then back to nearly the same reliability. It will be a CRUEL coincidence if the first month she decides to be late also happens to be the first month I'm paying close attention in the hopes that you, Paris Baby, are growing in my belly.

I'll give her 2 more days to show her ugly face before taking a home test.

If she does show up, she's gonna have some 'splaining to do.