He's Still Got It.

(My apologies for the slow down in blogging...our Internet wasn't working for a day or two...which was paaaaaainful).

A Conversation With Warren

Warren had just arrived back to the condo, after an evening stroll to the grocery store.

Warren: Soooo...on my way to the store, a group of girls driving by hollered at me. (A hint of pride in his voice).

Amanda: Really? Like...a Cat Call?

Warren: Yup. (An undertone of cockiness in his voice).

Amanda: Okay... so what did they say?

Warren: "I bet you have a tiny dink".

Amanda: (nearly spits out her water, and starts choking on it through her laughter). Uh...huh. (snort) And (cough, choke) you're PROUD (snort, snort, cough) of this? (tears are flowing now).

Warren: Hey. I'm forty, I live with a toddler, and I'm walking to Von's to pick up baby shampoo and juice boxes. I'll take what I can get.

Story Time and Plane Spotting

Bedtime story time with Rhys is pretty routine, but the other night he noticed the Paddington Bear on his dresser was wearing a hat. "Hat! Hat!" he squealed and pointed to the box of sun hats in his closet. I put a hat on his head. Then he pointed his 'bossy finger' at me, then the box of hats. Okay...guess he wants me to wear a hat, too. Oh, and the monkey sunglasses. He insisted on those as well.

Warren came into the room...."What The....?" Glad he took a photo!

Since Rhys always notices planes in the sky, we thought it would be fun to take him plane watching off McKnight Blvd. Turns out it's a pass time for elderly couples and creepy bearded men in trucks too.

I wish I hadn't forgotten the video camera, so I could have captured him saying 'Bye-bye Ay-pane'.

Aloha & Mahalo

Goodbye & Thank-you, Maui!

(Editor's Note: You may have looked at this picture and thought to yourself..."Geez, Warren looks kind of odd in this pic". Well, that's because I altered the photo. This was taken on our last day. We were tired. Pair that with some poor lighting, and Warren had some dark circles under his eyes. He hates photos of himself at the best of times, so I attempted to 'fix' the photo by removing his dark circles. I showed him the result, without telling him I had altered it, and asked him 'Do you see anything weird about this picture?". His reply?

Warren: I look like a Chinese Joan Rivers! You gave me a really bad face lift!

I *nearly* peed my pants. )