(My apologies for the slow down in blogging...our Internet wasn't working for a day or two...which was paaaaaainful).A Conversation With Warren
Warren had just arrived back to the condo, after an evening stroll to the grocery store.
Warren: Soooo...on my way to the store, a group of girls driving by hollered at me. (A hint of pride in his voice).
Amanda: Really? Like...a Cat Call?
Warren: Yup. (An undertone of cockiness in his voice).
Amanda: Okay... so what did they say?
Warren: "I bet you have a tiny dink".
Amanda: (nearly spits out her water, and starts choking on it through her laughter). Uh...huh. (snort) And (cough, choke) you're PROUD (snort, snort, cough) of this? (tears are flowing now).
Warren: Hey. I'm forty, I live with a toddler, and I'm walking to Von's to pick up baby shampoo and juice boxes. I'll take what I can get.

6 comments:
Oh my god, I just spit out my morning cereal that was *so* funny!
Hahhahhahahaha! That's an awesome story.
Too funny! You two have the best laughs together.
That is absolutely fantastic.
Plus, who uses "dink" anymore (except me)?!
This story MADE MY DAY. I totally didn't see that coming!
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