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Friday, June 24, 2011

He's Still Got It.

(My apologies for the slow down in blogging...our Internet wasn't working for a day or two...which was paaaaaainful).

A Conversation With Warren

Warren had just arrived back to the condo, after an evening stroll to the grocery store.

Warren: Soooo...on my way to the store, a group of girls driving by hollered at me. (A hint of pride in his voice).

Amanda: Really? Like...a Cat Call?

Warren: Yup. (An undertone of cockiness in his voice).

Amanda: Okay... so what did they say?

Warren: "I bet you have a tiny dink".

Amanda: (nearly spits out her water, and starts choking on it through her laughter). Uh...huh. (snort) And (cough, choke) you're PROUD (snort, snort, cough) of this? (tears are flowing now).

Warren: Hey. I'm forty, I live with a toddler, and I'm walking to Von's to pick up baby shampoo and juice boxes. I'll take what I can get.

6 comments:

Domestic Bloggess said...

Oh my god, I just spit out my morning cereal that was *so* funny!

The Blakeneys said...

Hahhahhahahaha! That's an awesome story.

Shawna said...

Too funny! You two have the best laughs together.

TJ said...

That is absolutely fantastic.

TJ said...

Plus, who uses "dink" anymore (except me)?!

www.erinkelly.ca said...

This story MADE MY DAY. I totally didn't see that coming!