Kyle's First Poop (In The Bath Tub)

Tonight we were watching Rhys like a hawk in the bath, because it occurred to us that he hadn't pooped yet today...and that's usually when we get 'floaters'. Warren left the room for a second, and I was bathing Kyle on the counter top.

Amanda: Oh, god, oh, god...ahhhh!

Warren: What? What?

Amanda: One of our sons just pooped in the bath, and it wasn't Rhys!

Warren: (comes rushing back as Amanda is lifting Kyle out of the dirty water) Man! Poop, poop, poop. That's all my life is about any more. (he lifts the little bath and starts dumping the dirty water into the toilet).

Rhys: (still in the big tub) I wanna see! I wanna see!

Warren: No, Rhys. It's already gone down the toilet.

It dawned on me later, that maybe Warren wasn't referring to the poopy water, and was actually referring to his LIFE.