I read a news article that listed the top 10 things not to type in your Facebook status.
Some of them were funny, but thought we could do better.
So, here's my first shot.
1. is...pinching a loaf / squirting out a Wet Bisette.
2. is...home alone with the doors unlocked and my address is 123 Rob Me Blind Street.
3. is...playing Dungeons & Dragons tonight, anyone in?
4. is. (LAME - been done to death)
5. is...picking a scab and dropped 'the crust'.
6. is...at work / at home. (BORING!!!)
And, the always entertaining first person/third person identity crisis status...
7. John Doe likes my new iPhone, OR even better... John Doe is likes my new iPhone.
8. Jane Doe I HATE THE WEATHER.
Or the blatant ignoring of their name in the status...
9. Jane Doe Who likes my new profile pic?
And the super awkward 'relationship TMI' status...
10. Jane Doe is filling her divorce papers today. FREEDOM!
Feel free to post your own, or add some in the comments!
Friday, August 8, 2008
Top 10 Things Not To Write In Your Facebook Status
Posted by Amanda at 11:17 AM
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2 comments:
Prt of me is laughing....part of me is saying to myself....eeeewwww gross!
My pet peeve is when you get the minute by minute update. Jane Doe is going out now....jane Doe is back from the supermarket.....Jane Doe is thinking about going out again....enough already!
I like the third person references. It's hard to get away from that considering the line starts with "Tiffany..." as opposed to "I am..."
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